Lange Zeit ist hier jetzt nichts passiert. Grund genug das neue Jahr hier zumindest mit einem obligatorischen Freitagswitz zu eröffnen … (der auch mit United hätte enden können)
Man sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.He concludes that because she’s got a uniform on, she’s probably an off-duty flight attendant.He decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby, he trusts, impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and states the Delta Airlines motto: “We love to fly and it shows”The woman looks at him blankly.
He sits back and thinks of another.He leans forward again and this time delivers the Air France motto: “Winning the hearts of the world”Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this third time quoting the Malaysian Airlines motto: “Going beyond expectations”
The woman straightens herself up, looks at him sternly and demands:”What the fuck do you want?”
“Ah!” the man says, sitting back with a knowing smile on his face.”Ryanair” or “Easyjet”
[ vom LX ]
